Saturday, October 31, 2009

叉烧包

下次如果有机会你们来我家可要打起12分精神
因为他我家就在前几个月生活里可没有1刻宁静过
最近还真是不得了..不知不觉得他学会了爬楼梯
然后很聪明de抓住在家里最心软de人
当没有人理他de时候就开始鳄鱼哭..博取同情
把他抱起来以后就开始欢天喜地de大笑
没有多少个人知道吧..我这几个月过de那种保姆生活
成天抱着1个叉烧包在客厅漫漫de转来转去
说是在..虽然他很顽皮但是就是狠不下心讨厌他
基本上来说如果你跟他相处久了..不是那种1天2天de
你自然而然也会跟我有着同样de感觉
当你在这恶梦醒觉过来..你会发现到家具都上了层水
没有办法..我问你能够怎么办??跟他说也听不明白
那只好拿着手帕跟着他走..每咬1口就要喝制他不可以咬
但是正在出牙de哪里会知道什么可以咬什么不能动
就是给他张开嘴巴大口咬下去才打算了
现在不能够乱乱来了..也不可以乱乱任由他咬人了
因为他现在有2颗很小很小de牙齿了..
如果被他咬到可是很痛很痛..别人都说小孩子de牙最尖
我非常非常赞同这句话..找不到东西咬就来咬你de时候
你也是会跟我1样举手举脚赞同de
所以我已经想好了复仇计划..要抓住他de把柄
那么以后长大了以后就可以威胁他做小二了咯!!
跟你说说他傻到可爱但可爱到有点笨笨de动作
下次如果要看他orZ那种样子..偷拍他然后给他看
他就会很'哈?~~~~'酱指着照片里被人偷拍de照片
这就是每次这个家伙闹别扭de时候我们想到de绝顶办法
他甚至还会扮鬼脸..你吸鼻子他又跟着吸鼻子..可爱版de
还有就是不知道那个衰人教他de辨认声音
凡是电视机有女声de话..他什么都不管誓死都要找到来源
如果你挡着他看de话..他还会用力把你给推开继续看
我们也不知道怎么办才好..没有办法给他继续看下去咯
经过调查..我们很肯定他比较喜欢看那种女主持人
现在他懂得爬上7阶楼梯了..还会转过头跟你傻笑那种
重点是他自己玩de时候就静静不出声
然后自己撞倒还是敲到就会哭到要生要死
如果身边没有人de话..那么他就会懂得省泪水流着下次哭
也不能够在他面前翻书翻报纸啊吃东西喝水啊
他会以最快de速度爬到你面前然后努力伸手抓着不放
也不懂可以用什么形容词来形容他至最贴切
所以我都是叫他'叉烧包'..现在还懂得应我了呢
从今以后..'叉烧包'再也不是个只能吃de食物了..他de专属代号


19 comments:

  1. 我家也有个小家伙,一岁多。
    声音如雷,走路不稳却快得很……
    真是恐怖啊~

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  2. 话说我家也有一个小鬼
    已经两岁半了
    馋嘴,胡闹,霸道统统都有
    简直是小霸王一个...
    真是折磨我啊~

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  3. 我即将带着我姐姐的小鬼头旅行去~
    已经可以想象路难走了T.T

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